Riddle #1: What do you get with a toddler, preschooler, half a dozen eggs, half a bottle of chocolate syrup, a tub of sour cream, a dirty skillet, and a kitchen chair?
An entire kitchen and dining room of an egg “dinner” prepared by two children with a healthy dose of motherhood on the side.
Riddle #2: How do you know that said chefs were, yes, naughty but not dumb?
The oyster colored couch, less than 10 feet away, was not so much as breathed on during this “activity”.
All in all?
Mama needs a break.