Duncan: YES! MINECRAFT TIME!
Peter: HI, can Duncan come play at my house?
Duncan: Yes, yeah, please, Mom?
Me: Yup, I’ll send Liv to pick you up. Peter, tell your mom tomorrow you can come to our house, okay?
Peter: YEAH! Yeah, okay.
Duncan: THANKS MOM!
Me: shines BEST MOM EVAR! badge
Peter: Ohh-oh-oh, it’s MINECRAFT STYLE.
Duncan: laughs Yeah!
Peter: It’s in another language, but it’s REALLY FAMOUS.
Then my 7[today!]-year-old proceeds to dance.
Peter: Heeeeeyyyy, SEXY PIGGY.
Duncan: puts his serious face on – Mom, it’s okay. They’re saying sexy piggies because they’re cute.
Me: Oh, I, uhh…
Both boys proceed to dance off my doorstep.
I couldn’t quite find the right way to pick my jaw up off the floor.